I Resolve to Change My Philosophy
New Year's resolutions are just the stupidest, aren't they? Everyone seems to formulate them from some sort of weird self-hate stance. For example, you say "This year I'm gonna eat healthy and exercise." You say it to yourself with a bit of conviction, then say it aloud to others as if that will solidify your willpower. Two days later you find yourself eating pudding cake in front of a "Fat Actress" marathon and you aren't surprised in the least. Of course you would fail - that's what you intend
